Dumbest shit you have done

Define dumb. Anything other than being a law abiding citizen doing the speed limits I won't admit to on a public forum

Liberal arts?

Well if we're talking dunb shit off the bike.....

Rode stoned - It was awesome but now thinking back probably dumb.

I am a light weight since I only do it once every two years or even less often

Years ago when i had my dirt bike i took it out for the first time ever at a construction site in brampton. I got over confident and started riding the thing like a complete idiot. Needless to say i wiped it out hard. No helmet, no protective gear of any kind. I went face first into a bush after losing control of the front that got stuck in a rut. Past the bush was a hole filled with mud and dirt, and that's where i ended up with the bike on top of me.

Luckily my brother in law was with me and after he stopped laughing his ass off he got the bike off me and helped me up.

I have plenty more but not sure if i wanna share them...

Ok ok. My first dirt bike was a 50 when I was 7 years old. Honda. No clutch etc. My friends mum just had all the eavestrough done on their house. Sure enough a few laps in I was headed towards the house and somehow ended up on the throttle instead of brakes. Don't worry the bike was fine. The new down spout was flattened though lol

I know people that do it on a regular basis and claim that it makes them more focused. I did it once in a car and i was all paranoid.

rode hands free the entire stretch of the 407.

some people took pics. lol

and also did that standing on your seat thing. just cuz.


and eating.. most times cheeseburgers.

I rode behind omnivore at Deals Gap and tried to keep pace with him. He was long gone while I low sided in a hairpin turn.