I have a feelng that agave is gonna get shot one day lol
By who? Yetti is on my team.
The definition of insanity is > Repeating the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Like voting, or Charlie Brown trying to kick that football.
Post by FiReSTaRT on Sept 11, 2015 22:34:34 GMT -5
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket, during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When everyone started looking at him, he said "I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist"
Lady walks into a grocery store. Buys: 1 apple 1 pear 1 peach 1 plum 1 banana 1 coke 1 water 1 pita 1 tomato 1 slice of cheese 1 slice of ham 1 yogurt 1 apple 1 granola bar. Takes everything to the cash. The male cashier starts ringing her through. Looks at her. Looks at her groceries. Looks at her. Asks "you're single, right?" She replies yes. "How did you know? Is it because I don’t have a ring?" Guy shakes his head. "Is it because I'm only buying 1 of everything? " Guy shakes his head again. She says " well, then, how did you know???" The guy looks at her and says:
Lady walks into a grocery store. Buys: 1 apple 1 pear 1 peach 1 plum 1 banana 1 coke 1 water 1 pita 1 tomato 1 slice of cheese 1 slice of ham 1 yogurt 1 apple 1 granola bar. Takes everything to the cash. The male cashier starts ringing her through. Looks at her. Looks at her groceries. Looks at her. Asks "you're single, right?" She replies yes. "How did you know? Is it because I don’t have a ring?" Guy shakes his head. "Is it because I'm only buying 1 of everything? " Guy shakes his head again. She says " well, then, how did you know???" The guy looks at her and says:
Lady walks into a grocery store. Buys: 1 apple 1 pear 1 peach 1 plum 1 banana 1 coke 1 water 1 pita 1 tomato 1 slice of cheese 1 slice of ham 1 yogurt 1 apple 1 granola bar. Takes everything to the cash. The male cashier starts ringing her through. Looks at her. Looks at her groceries. Looks at her. Asks "you're single, right?" She replies yes. "How did you know? Is it because I don’t have a ring?" Guy shakes his head. "Is it because I'm only buying 1 of everything? " Guy shakes his head again. She says " well, then, how did you know???" The guy looks at her and says:
Heard this one today: Door to door salesman rings the bell. A boy, maybe ~10 answers. He's wearing a Hugh Hefner jacket, a fatty in one hand, a beer in the other. There's 2 naked blondes behind him. The salesman looks at him and says "well hey there, little guy....are your parents home?" The kid looks at him and responds "what the fuck do you think??".
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